Alexander
Krawiec
When Alex received his liberal arts degree, he figured the big bucks
would start rolling in. They haven't yet, and he is currently
adjusting to reality. He is learning that it's hard to get by on tips,
especially when one has a taste for personal electronics, designer
clothing, carbon-frame bicycles, and the occasional custom
American-made electric guitar. When he is not weeping over rejected
grad school applications or compulsively checking his online dating
profiles, Alex is hunting online for the best deals and coupons to
help support his self-indulgent lifestyle on a fixed budget. Alex
lives in the big city and is profoundly lazy, so he likes to have his
purchases shipped to his home, preferably for free.